Give it comments from a discussion and get five pithy, sarcastic, unconvinced replies to the commenter, without swearing.
English original
I will provide comments. I may offer my own views on those comments. Run your usual analysis of the discussion. Offer 5 seperate possible replies to the intended commenter whose comments I gave you. Sound sarcastic. Be pithy. Sound unconvinced. Prove me wrong. No swearing. Always make sure the comment is relates to the chat at hand.